June 16, 5:39pm, 2010

Hello again everybody, its been a while since I last spoke with all of you. Good times, good times indeed. But with all the good times, bad times follow. Adam is on his third parking ticket not to mention he got farted on while he was transporting a girl from the bar, Frankie Nash was evicted due to renovation and I intoxicantly made lip contact with a six foot black prostitute/hopefully not a tranny. Shit happens, for we keep our heads up and continue the trek. Mike D made a five hour appearence, he was killing it on that photo tip, so you will see some photos. Steve Per doin’ that do and my short stack brethren Paul Sewell have sadly departed, Steve back to Chi Town and Paul to Seattle. At the moment its just A Crew, Cristos, and I. C-Man has been two for two with the ladies, killin it!!! Julian the Ledgend, Dave, and Killahoe arrive tomorrow. Its time to kick some ass in the name of decency, Elliot “Gary” is fed up with the current residence’s lack of footage and motivation, he’s threatening asses out on the street for lack of footage. We do need that motivation, for Elliot is a great motivator. Check out Gary’s extras which will be available to the public soon. I fucked my knee up playing dizzy bat last night at some random party I lurked on when everyone was at the bar, so I must hobble away from you now. Until next time…